Unpublished Definitions

When I start posting forwarded e-mail jokes, you can bet that I am experiencing writer's block or that I'm working in the word processor, preparing another post. In this case, I am working on another post, but in truth, it won't be much more interesting than unpublished definitions.
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I am working on a post concerning one of several collections that I have. On a previous post I posted about one collection that was begun in 1988 when we made our first trip to Las Vegas. We stayed at the Circus Circus and, of course, I had to bring home a little ceramic clown as a souvenir. Thus began the collection!
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In the meantime, maybe you've missed these unpublished definitions. I hope you will enjoy, and that they bring a grin to your already beautiful face!
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ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
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BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.
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CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
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CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
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COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
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DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
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EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
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HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.
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INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
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MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.
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RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.
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SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.
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SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
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TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.
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TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
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YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
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WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines.