To Grandmother's House They Come!

Just a pre-Thanksgiving funny!

Did I say funny?

Some of these little riddles are

so ridiculous they make you groan.

OH! so that's where the term "groaners" (as applied to inane jokes) came from!!

But, we're living in ridiculous times so maybe they're more applicable than first glance would make a person think.

Anyway...get those turkeys thawing and get the bathrooms cleaned for your company that's acomin'! That's what I'm agonna do!!

TURKEY RIDDLES

So bad, they're good...

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

Why do Pilgrims have trouble keeping their pants up? 'Cause they wear their belts on their hats!

What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey? Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!!

What is the Turkey's favorite black tie celebration? The Butter Ball

What do you get when you cross a turkey, the beach, and Broomhilda? A turkey sand-witch

What kind of music did Pilgrims listen to? Plymouth Rock

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside

Why do turkeys eat so little? Because they are always stuffed

Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken's day off.

What key has legs and can't open doors? Tur-key.

What sound does a space turkey make?Hubble, hubble, hubble.

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?I'll tell you at Christmas.

Have a great day!