Seems like the process of living life has kicked a lot of people in the rear lately. It has been... NOT a really fun time. The following is just a silly, fun story delivered by mikeysFunnies to give us all a well deserved grin.
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A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself.
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"You know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, every thing else is either sagging or bloated. I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby."
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She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."
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He studies hard for a moment thinking about it and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice,
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"Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."
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Services for the husband will be held Saturday morning at 10:30 AM at Morris Memorial Chapel. Female friends of the family are invited.
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Have a peaceful day...
4 comments:
That sounds like it might be Crabby. You do know he has a smart mouth. Have You checked on him?
E.T. Redneck
Well, I feel sorry for the old guy...he was just trying to be helpful, right? I've quit asking my husband of 35 years questions I don't really want the answer to. He is very kind to me most of the time, but the times he is less than creative sometimes hurt! Oh well, perhaps I should get out the walking shoes and stock up on fruits and veggies...
LOL! Some men truly do have a serious problem learning how to be tactful. I think they may have missed out on that particular gene!
Thanks for the laugh, hon. I needed it. Blogging politically, especially now, isn't the most cheerful thing to be doing.
Blessings!
Well, in this case honesty is definately not the best policy...LOL. Just love your blogs as we don't get out much due 2 my hubbies health...your blogs and your followers responses bring sunshine 2 my day. By the way did anyone check on Crabby and be sure his name was not in the obits...LOL
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