Woody Wood Peck Hur?

With some assistance from MikeysFunnies.com, here is just a fun post about name hook-ups. What would we do without a grin every now and then?


VALENTINE'S DAY HOOK-UPS

- If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono.

- If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd be Dolly Dali.

- If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, she'd be Oprah Chopra.

- If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton, then divorced him to marry Elton
John, she'd be Olivia Newton-John Newton John.

- If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry Herman
Munster, she'd become Sondra Locke Ness Munster.

- If Bea Arthur married Sting, she'd be Bea Sting.

- If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, he'd be Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh.

- How about a baseball marriage? If Boog Powell married Felipe Alou, he'd be
Boog Alou.

- If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean (actor), King Oscar (of
Norway), Louis B. Mayer (of MGM), and Norbert Wiener (mathematician), she would
then be Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener.

- If Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, divorced her and married Gregory Peck,
divorced him and married Ben Hur, he'd be Woody Wood Peck Hur.