Forget Rednecks...here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks from Texas.
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If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Texas.
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If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Texas.
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If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Texas.
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If "vacation" means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you may live in Texas.
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If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas.
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If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Texas.
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If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Texas.
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If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Texas.
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If the speed limit on the highway is 55 MPH, you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Texas.
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If you find 60 degrees "kind of chilly," you may live in Texas.
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If you actually understand these jokes, you may live in Texas!
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If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Texas.
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If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Texas.
.
If "vacation" means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you may live in Texas.
.
If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas.
.
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Texas.
.
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Texas.
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If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Texas.
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If the speed limit on the highway is 55 MPH, you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Texas.
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If you find 60 degrees "kind of chilly," you may live in Texas.
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If you actually understand these jokes, you may live in Texas!
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*note* WeevilMaw left such a nice comment, I thought it would be appropriate to post it!
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Not too long ago a lady from Haskell called our house to ask if we new anyone in Munday who did a certain type of auto mechanic work. She didn't know us, we didn't know her, she just opened up the phonebook and dialed. We talked for 15 minutes and laughed quite a bit, it was hilarious.
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I carry jumper cables and know how to use them and personally I think 60 is a little chilly! And who doesn't measure distance in hours for pete's sake!
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What a great place to live!
3 comments:
I CAN RELATE TO NEARLY ALL OF THESE. BUT IF I WAS NOT BORN IN TEXAS I WOULD HAVE MOVED HERE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. LOOKING AT MY YARD YOU CAN SEE THAT I'M REDNECK WHITE TRASH.
I love, love, love it!
Makes me proud that I know what to do with those cables and can drive a tractor!!!
(thought we had a great first day yesterday)
Not to long ago a lady from Haskell called our house to ask if we new anyone in Munday who did a certain type of auto mechanic work. She didn't know us, we didn't know her, she just opened up the phonebook and dialed. We talked for 15 minutes and laughed quite a bit, it was hilarious.
I carry jumper cables and know how to use them and personally I think 60 is a little chilly! And who doesn't measure distance in hours for pete's sake!
What a great place to live!
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