Valentine Corn(y)

♥Happy Heart Day♥ to the simple-minded and half-wits of the world! If you're not a member of either of these groups of people, you might not want to read any further.

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What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
A hog and kisses!
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Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?
It was Valenswine's Day!
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What did the Valentines card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we'll go places!
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Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Sure, they're very scent-imental!
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What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
"I'm sweet on you!"
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What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.
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What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A hug and a quiche!
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What did one pickle say to the other?
You mean a great dill to me.
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What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?
I love you a ton!
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What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
You're fun to hang around with.
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Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine?
He fell in love with a pincushion!
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What did the pencil say to the paper?
I dot my i's on you!
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Liz: I can't be your valentine for medical reasons.
Jon: Really?
Liz: Yeah, you make me sick!
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Why do valentines have hearts on them?
Because spleens would look pretty gross!
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What did one light bulb say to the other?
I love you a whole watt!
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What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?
He gives it a valenshine!
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Do you love me more than you love sleep?
I can't answer now. It's time for my nap!
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What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse?
I've got a crutch on you!
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Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank?
It was a case of guppy love.
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What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend?
Be my valenstein!
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(This post, courtesy of www.mikeysfunnies.com)