Just something silly to leave with you while we take a little road trip.
I'm sure most of you remember the days when the... weeeebbb was new to you; when you were learning the intricate steps of starting up your brand new computer; trying to remember the process of finding your e-mail program; learning the process of navigation; instant messaging was mind boggling.
All of you (I'm sure) have already reached a level of recovery from the addiction you develop in the beginning. So...you can read the 12 steps of Recovery and smile with remembrance.
For myself, I can now get up during the night to go to the bathroom without checking to see if I've got mail!!
What a relief!!
Relax and enjoy. I'll be back with you in a few days, reporting on our visit with fellow blogger, crabby, and his wonderful wife, Glenda.
12 STEP PROGRAM OF RECOVERY FOR WEB ADDICTS
1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my PAPER newspaper like I used to, before the Web.
2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.
3) I will get dressed before noon.
4) I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the Web.
5) I will sit down and write a PAPER letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are Web-deprived.
6) I will call someone on the phone whom I cannot contact via the Web.
7) I will read a PAPER book.
8) I will listen to those around me and their needs and stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear my music on the Web.
9) I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email.
10) I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not.
11) I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my checkbook because I was too busy on the Web.
12) Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed sometime...and the Web will always be there tomorrow!
Have a great week and peace to your household!
8 comments:
I think I need counseling!!! As I read this, I am mousing with one hand and eating lunch with the other hand. Ughhhhggg!
What a great reminder - and good for a giggle. Have a great trip!
I don't want to do this? Are these steps mandatory? :)
Have fun!
Enjoyed your visit even if it was to short.
WONDERFUL WIFE'S LESSER 1/2
Inspired
Just dropping by to say hello, and thanks for keeping the blog going. I am up to my neck at work [and that is okay, at least I have a job to go to]. Have a productive weekend.
Thanks for reading.
LOL! I do 99% of my blogging and/or posting in he morning. *sigh* Read an actual newspaper? I don't thinks so! Our newspapers are all liberal rags. It's weird because Texas is mainly a conservative state.
tammie: Counseling is in order. I have coffee dripped on my keyboard. I'm surprised it still works!!
tim: Thanks for the visit, girl! What's going on in your part of the world?
Queen: Your choice, your choice! LOL Thanks for the visit Queen...
janie: Thanks, sweet girl!
Wonderful Wife's Lesser 1/2: Why don't we just move in with you??
cfs: Good to hear from you. You've become a stranger. Take care and visit when you can...
gayle: Early morning is my best time also! You're so right about the liberal rags...
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