Don't Blink

Everyone receives the same e-mail jokes and stories. I'm sure most of you have read this list of "funnies". Being under 50 years of age, a person might glance through the list without much thought.
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Being 50 and beyond...well, it's a little different. You begin to relate to them. A few years ago, the funny stories about growing older were funny. Now...they're not quite as funny but you have to laugh to keep from crying.
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Yesterday, the S-I-L called and wanted me to be sure to see Kenny Chesney's video, "Don't Blink". I found it on You Tube and the link is at the end of the list.
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The song is just a reminder of how quickly life is passing us by and we dare not blink or we're going to miss something.
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Enjoy the fun list. Can you relate to any of them? Last, but not least, watch and listen to "Don't Blink".
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1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
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2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
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3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
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4. People call at 9 pm and ask, did I wake you????
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5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
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6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
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7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
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8. You can eat supper at 4 pm.
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9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
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10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
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11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
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12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
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13. You sing along with elevator music.
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14. Your eyes won't get much worse.
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15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
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16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
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17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
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18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
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19. You can't remember who sent you this list .
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20. You get teary-eyed when you hear Kenny Chesney sing "Don't Blink".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ySSg4QG8g