URA Munday, Texan If....

Early this afternoon I had an errand to run. When I was ready to return home, the inside of my vehicle was steamy hot. Before I even thought twice I reached down and turned on the air conditioner. Then it hit me!! Today is only March 1 and I'm turning on the air conditioner! This morning when I got out of bed, I had turned on the heat! When I got home I checked my e-mail to see if anyone had been thinking of me today. What a coincidence! I had an e-mail from a friend that just suited today perfectly. All of you who exchange e-mail messages with friends will most assuredly get this one but, just in case my "out-of-state" readers fail to receive it, I thought I would share it in a post. It is meant to be funny, and cute, and joking but believe me, Readers, it is the Gospel.....right up there with the Holy Word of God!

U R A Texan If:
1. You can properly pronounce Corsicana, Palestine, Decatur,Wichita Falls, San Antonio, Burnet, Boerne, Nacogdoches, Mexia, Waco, Amarillo, and Waxahachie.
2. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel.
3. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
4. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance
to the door, but by the availability of shade.
5. Stores don't have bags, they have sacks.
6. You see people wear bib overalls at funerals.
7. You measure distance in minutes.
8. Little Smokies are something you serve only for special occasions.
9. You go to the lake because you think it is like going to the ocean.
10. You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit.
11. You know cowpies are not made of beef.
12. Someone you know has used a football or hunting schedule to plan their wedding date.
13. You have known someone who has had a belt buckle bigger than your fist.
14. You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, and bait all in the same store
15. Your "place at the lake" has wheels under it.
16. A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol; a Ford F350 4x4 is.
17. You know everything goes better with Ranch dressin'.
18. You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply.
19. You actually understand this and you are "fixin' to" send it to your friends.
20. Finally, you are 100% Texan if you have ever heard this conversation:

"You wanna coke?"!

"Yeah."

"What kind?"

"Dr. Pepper"